“The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”
Well, there seems like nothing wrong with spreading the legs a little here and there. I mean what is worse than not spreading the legs is having the man to try
“You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.”
Whatever pickup line this is it almost doesn’t sound like one. It’s like a saying where it might accidentally come out during a conversation while eating ice-cream or bakery. This said, I am now craving ice-cream and in
Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Well, maybe you should have just not have fallen. What a cheesy line and again just like most pick-up lines it is just too childish. I’m not sure what mature man would say
Was your dad a baker? because you’ve got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.
This is actually an okay pickup line and I’m only saying that because I love to eat bread. Because I love bread, I eat it almost daily and feel very satisfied with
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
LOL, this may sound good at first but after you heard it before it just sounds childish. However, for the first time it may be very fooling and very charming at the same time.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
If the woman is hairless and looking good than she may just be down with it. If she is not, then she probably didn’t maintain her private area for that time being. (LOL,
Are your feet tired? cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day.
This is one that brings to my attention about running. Well, as many people would think so that running is really healthy for you. However, many doctors claim that running is not good for you
Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
This is another cheesy and stupid pickup line, but for a middle schooler it might just work.
What this get me to think about is if you should change your phone number after a breakup. Sure, as
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Many people are guilty of many things except for being sexy, LOL. If you really dig in and pay attention to the news you will hear so much fraud that is taking place. Credit cards being
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Well hopefully it is not doing a roundhouse kick in the head like Chuck Norris would do. If the kickin’ was pretty hard would that still be okay? Well, most guys are not aware, but many girls actually
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
I kind of don’t know what to say about this one as there can be just so many answers to it. For one, if the sprinklers are going off, does that mean there not turned on? And
Baby did you fart, cause you blow me away!
I almost feel like I was swimming, and a whale blew air out and it flew me away. Of course, another cheesy and stupid pickup line.
One thing I want to mention is that you may not realize it but
are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
This reminds me of the time I got a ticket for making an illegal turn in front of my college. It is one of those 100% scam tickets where they put you at a spot
As she’s leaving…
you: Hey aren’t you forgetting something?
Her: What?
you: Me!
Some time off is always better than always being together. I don’t know how some couple do when they work together. They go to work and they are together, they go home and they are together. I mean
Baby if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
This is actually a good one and that is because it has to do with books. Anyone knows that anything related to books is a good thing as books are nothing but educational.
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out
What about the return date? Does she come with a return date so everyone else can check her out like a book. (LOL) Talking about library cards and books I’m starting to get into the motion of
her: I couldn’t find a Halloween costume, so can I go as your girlfriend?
I’m assuming most guys would say Yes, right? Well, judging how the world is being switched around from centuries ago it’s now being turned into a Ladies World. What I mean is that once
How to flirt with someone in a Museum:
Introduce yourself and then say, “I would shake your hand, but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces.”
I bet this doesn’t even exist and that there usually is no sign that say don’t touch the masterpieces. Instead, maybe there
If a fat man puts u in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted u for Christmas.
This looks like a joke but if you see it happening in real life you might think that the fat man is going to eat her. I
