How to flirt with someone in a Museum:
Introduce yourself and then say, “I would shake your hand, but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces.”

(My Thoughts:)

I bet this doesn’t even exist and that there usually is no sign that say don’t touch the masterpieces. Instead, maybe there is a sign that says no touching, but normally it won’t say any masterpieces at all. Therefore, you may want to make sure you are at the right museum before you use this pickup line. At the same time, it doesn’t really matter if there is a sign or not because the phrase is enough as is. Sure, may be a bit fishy but it is a pickup line at the end. The person will usually get the idea what you mean by it.

Night at the Museum 

There is one thing this pickup line reminded me of and that is the movie Night at the Museum. Anyone remember that movie when the characters came alive at night. This film makes me want to apply for a job as a security officer at a museum just in case maybe it is really true. I mean how can you prove if it is false? You just don’t know and that is how it is. Robin Williams acting was just great and I’m mentioning him because that was part of his last films before he had passed away. I wish he was still with us so he can continue with his great acting. Sadly, life is life and we need to accept that he is no longer with us.

Hopefully there are more Night at the Museum movies coming up as they are just so great. Lastly, I feel like watching Jumanji again with Robin Williams and I just love that Jumanji so much.