Daisy walks into a pharmacy (chemist) and asks if they sell extra-large condoms.
The chemist replies, “Yes they are just over there.” She thanks him and stands there near them. “Would you like a packet,” the chemist asks. Daisy replies, “No that’s fine. I will just wait until somebody purchases them!”

My Thoughts: 

Maybe I should buy daisy some condoms, LOL. Next time I see a girl standing by the condoms section in the store, maybe I’ll ask if they want me to buy some. This is probably an easy way to get a lady and most likely it will work. Daisy could say she left her money at work and can’t buy it. I don’t know, but as she is next to the condoms, everything can be possible.

Chemist

The chemist is probably thinking of buying it, LOL. I mean why not if it is that easy and maybe daisy is super-hot, who knows. Most likely daisy is a blonde and this joke can pass as a blonde joke too. Also, why is a chemist behind the pharmacy desk? I mean usually a chemist would be a scientist and not a pharmacist. Maybe the chemist needs help along with daisy.

Reminder 

This is a reminder for everyone to use a condom as it is the safest way. The last thing you want is a disease caused by non-protected sex. You can get great deals for condoms at Costco Wholesale stores. Many people don’t use condom and that is why STDs are spreading rapidly. Which is why it is super important to wear one. Of course, it is better without condom, but the risk involved is just too much compared to just wearing one. Let’s not forget how cheap they are and way cheaper than a risk that would be involved. Be Safe!