Daisy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to her and asked, “If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell anyone?” “Hell no!” she said. The stranger then asked, “If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone? “Daisy said, “Of course not.” “Wanna go camping?”

My Thoughts: 

Of course, this is a stupid joke and something that would never happen. However, it just might who really knows nowadays. Maybe it is a good way to pick up a girl, or a conversation starter. If the girl is stupid or just desperate, it might just work. Next thing you know, next day is camping day (lol.)

Vaseline 

I’m not sure if Vaseline even makes sense. I mean who puts Vaseline on the butt. I do understand if it was lube it would be believable, but Vaseline is a bit strange. Or maybe it might be good idea to put it, not sure. Ther is probably better choices to choose from.

Try List 

Maybe I’ll just add this stupid joke to my try list and tell a girl that. You might just be surprised what results it can bring. Next thing you know that girl turns out to be the girl of your dreams.

The Wrong Missy

This reminds me of one of my favorite movies called: “The Wrong Missy.” If you have never seen it, I highly recommend it as it is just a must watch film. I just suggest to not skip the beginning as it builds up to the ending of the movie. I’m going to give the movie a 10/10 and you got to watch it to see what I mean. It is a bit naughty movie, so I suggest watching it with adults.