I just can’t stop laughing at this movie: “The Batman” which came out on March 4th of 2022 in USA. This time it is the Vampire (Robert Pattinson) from Twilight playing as The Batman. He does an incredible job and I liked him as Bruce Wayne & as Batman. Very nice performance delivered by all cast and really enjoyed watching this movie.

Dark Setting 

The entire movie is taking place in the dark and this is where some stuff made me laugh. When The Riddle kills the first person in an apartment complex, everyone is investigating with flashlights. The detectives, The Batman, and all people are in the building with flashlights investigating a crime scene. I mean who investigates in an apartment with the lights off? It just doesn’t make sense coming from Officers as they have experience in investigating. If apartment lights are not working, they could have set up their own lights as investigating is their job.

From the beginning of the film to the end, everything is just at night. Even during Church when people are gathered for the death of the mayor, all the Church lights are dim. I mean who goes to church in dim lights, usually its bright and energetic.

Love 

The love between Catwoman and Batman doesn’t really add up. During the movie you don’t feel any love connection between the two and it almost seems like it’s coming out of nowhere. The journey to their love feels random and not something the movie builds itself into. I just loved the scene when Batman says: “Selena, don’t throw your life away,” and Catwoman responds: “Don’t worry, honey. I got nine of ’em.” Then she jumps off the building and I just loved that part.

Emo

Robert Pattinson does an unexpectedly amazing job playing Batman. However, I felt like he was emo in the movie and that he wanted to kill himself rather than The Riddler.

The Outfit 

Even though he does incredible Batman, he looks just super skinny without the outfit. He looks skinny and when he puts the outfit on its as if his hands are double the size. I mean it’s not really a big deal or noticeable. But when I pay attention, he looks too skinny as Bruce and muscular when his Batman. However, his voice is just perfect, and he has a nice chin underneath the mask.

Solves Every Riddle 

Every Riddle that the Riddler writes on the cards, batman knows all the answers. He doesn’t even need to think about it, he just knows all the answers. This is one of the riddles: The Riddler says. “What does a liar do when he’s dead?” Batman says, “he lies still.”

Great Film 

Great Film overall and I really enjoyed it. I liked all the cast and I think everyone did outstanding in playing their roles.

Furthermore 

I think Batman needs to be investigated, I mean he goes to all this crime scenes dressed as a bat. No one really knows who he really is, yet his with the detectives helping them with their investigations. I mean how are all this police, FBI, and all workers taking this guy seriously. As this movie is meant to be realistic, it just makes me laugh more. At the end, 20 people are shooting at him, but he doesn’t kill 1. He just hurts them enough that they don’t shoot back.

At the End 

I guess The Riddles gets himself arrested on purpose so he could go to jail to meet up The Joker. This only means that the 2nd movie is coming soon, so can’t wait for that. I just hope they keep the same cast because I enjoyed Robert Pattinson as The Batman.

Joking Around 

I can’t stop laughing and joking around with my friend about this movie. Every time we say: “To the Batman” Jokes. we make up our own and just imagine Batman solving them all with no hesitation.

For example: “To the Batman, what is circle, has pepperoni and cheese on it?” A: “Pepperoni Pizza.” (LOL)

I’m going to give this film 5/5 Stars because I just had so much fun with it.