Frog parking only …
all others will be toad…
Lol, this is actually a good one and nice joke. Ever wonder what is the difference between frog and toad? Well, it sure is kind of hard to tell them apart if you know nothing about them. But as
Why is it called “ice” instead of “hard water?”
This actually makes sense in a way. It’s almost hard to believe that it’s a joke as so much true it seems. Well, my only guess is that hard water may refer to many different types of water.
The best part of having a penis is sharing it with those who don’t have one.
Well, now I’m thinking what would be the not best part of having one, LOL. Just another stupid joke, but I guess it could make sense in a way. Nowadays, you
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?
Well, it depends just who is responsible for the decision being made. If it is somebody like the president, then just a big impact is what it can take. If it
About that time to clock out, go home, and slip into a nice comfy argument.
What I’m really thinking here is that a man is about to go home and get in an argument with his wife. For some reason, getting in arguments with women is pretty
A blonde reported for her university final examination, which consists of “yes/no” type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin
A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So, she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So, she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So, she
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”
One of the Japanese men says, “We are all berry hungry.” The
Women’s magazine:
Page 46 “Accept yourself as you are.”
Page 48 “How to lose 10 pounds in 2 weeks.”
Page 50 “Recipe for the best chocolate cake ever.”
I don’t even know how this is a joke as it is just so true. However, it is one of those things
Cooking is like masturbating, it’s almost always better when someone does it for you.
Well, it kind of depends in a way because sometimes it’s just that people don’t know how to cook food. Sure, they can make food, but it just isn’t always the same. Also,
Guys, I just measured and my diск is 10 inches long!
Oh wait, I was holding the ruler the wrong way…
LOL, as stupid as this is, there really is penis’s that size. Many people think that in China the men have 2 to 3 inches, yet the
Ladies, never date a guy with six pack abs. No one develops six pack abs just to date only one woman.
What should I say besides another stupid joke. I mean it doesn’t mean anything by having six pack abs versus being covered in jelly fat. Sure,
I just phoned in sick from work because I have a cold…
…case of beer in my fridge.
LOL, this one is a good one and now I’m craving the new beers by Monster called The Beast. The energy drink Monster recently just made them, and it has
If your crystal meth dealer has all their teeth, they’re the police.
Well, I don’t know how this is a joke, but I guess in a way it can make sense. Usually, people on crystal meth don’t have perfect teeth. Cops in the other hand, they make
I’m tired of meeting the same people in different bodies.
For some reason this kind of sounds like a Halloween joke to me. Well as I like to say, the body doesn’t really matter as the spirit in the body does. But sure, the body can affect
What has to be broken before u can use it? answers: Egg.
Has anyone tried dinosaur eggs? I wish I was alive during the dinosaur era just so I could taste what it would taste to eat a dinosaur egg. Well, hoping that they don’t eat me,
Little Johnny takes health class:
Little Johnny: Why are there vagina doctors, but no penis doctors?
Teacher: Because penises aren’t that complex.
Actually, there are both doctors and they are combined into one. I think it is a urinary doctor that manages both the guys and girls urinary health
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, ”Hey, you on the street, can you see
Yō mammas so fat she got baptized in SeaWorld.
In a way this is funny, however in realistic form it just doesn’t make sense. I mean I’m sure SeaWorld won’t have any baptizing service for an individual, LOL. However, I wonder if the whales have their own
Yō momma so fat she ordered for a waterbed, and they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
LOL, this is actually a good one, also an impossible one which is what makes it a good one. It brings me to thoughts of having some sort of
