Cooking is like masturbating, it’s almost always better when someone does it for you.

Well, it kind of depends in a way because sometimes it’s just that people don’t know how to cook food. Sure, they can make food, but it just isn’t always the same. Also, when the food is not cooked with love it is kind of pointless in a way. When there is no love in food, the food is pretty much cursed. So, in other words, I would suggest having someone cook that cooks with love and desire. Masturbating in the other hand is pretty much comes with love included. If a woman is going to do the job for the man, then most likely it is done with love.

No Love

Sure, many times there is no love in couple, but that is not rare. Many relationships are not looking as they really are from the outside point of view. For example, you might see a perfect couple having fun, yet they are always fighting when they are at home. You just can’t judge a relationship based on what you see as it is just too complicated. A woman would want to show you a perfect relationship, that is what they want to show you. They won’t show you just how bad they really are. I guess getting a hand job by a woman may not really be affected with love after all.

Not Easy & Complicated

Finding the right one is just complicated and often never really happens. There is always trouble regardless of who you end up with. Yes, there are perfect relationships, but that is just 3% which those are lucky. Many relationships happen due to fast marriage because they are getting old. Which is why sometimes it just doesn’t work out as planned.