Why was the blonde’s bellybutton bruised?
Because blonde guys aren’t that smart either.

To break it down, basically a blonde guy was trying to stick it in the belly instead of the vagina. This is just how blondes are as they don’t know any better. Or maybe just the blonde guy has a tiny one that confused the bellybutton with the vagina. LOL, stupid joke but you would be surprised that just some people don’t know which way is right. I suggest turning on the night light if that could help to see things, LOL.

Blondes 

For this reason, I think that opposites getting married does really make sense. I mean if two blondes end up together, things are going to be really complicated for both. However, I suggest not rushing marriage and taking the time to find the right one. Why? Because just too many divorces are pilling one after another. I think by finding the right person is worth the time and effort. Unless you are older and are just in the rush, then mistakes are expected.

Belly Rings

If you’re a blonde just consider not getting a bellybutton ring as this can be serious damages to your health. Think ahead of time before making wrong decisions. Or at least, take it off during nighttime so it doesn’t hurt your or blonde man. Also, remember about the night light, keep it on during night. LOL.

Don’t Worry 

If this joke ever happened to you, just don’t worry about it. Even though it is a joke, sometimes this type of stuff happens in real life. Don’t be afraid, maybe you guys drank a couple of shorts. Also, don’t worry about tomorrow or the future if it ever will happen. If it’s going to happen, deal with it after it happens not think about it before.