A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis.
His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.
“Good heavens!” she remarks “I always wondered how you reloaded those things!”

What an idiot, LOL. I bet she never seen milk in the store, or she just is unaware of what cows are. Maybe taking a discovery class to learn how cow’s milk, will help her be smarter in life. You might think this is just a joke, but you will be surprised just how this type of stuff happen all the time. It is just common knowledge that some people are lacking or don’t think about it. Perhaps, they just never learned about it. But as surprising as it sounds, to some people this can be a true story.

Bath

The man must be a blonde too, I mean where on Earth is he sunbathing in the nude? Unless his skinny dipping in the ocean, I don’t know where else you can sunbath in the nude. I mean, sure you can sunbath in the nude, but you got to be outside in order to get a sunburn. I mean, there is no sun indoors. Unless the blonde man burned it in the direct light, LOL.

Cold Milk 

This is a joke, so don’t assume that the milk can really be helpful. Just a joke, and possibly milk may do nothing. I’m sure a real doctor would not say such a thing as this. Unless the doctor is a blonde too, LOL. However, usually there is no doctor that is a blonde. Even though it sure can happen, but most likely it won’t.