A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, ”Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?” The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, ”Is this it?” ”No,” was the reply from the blonde carpenter, ”mine had a pencil behind it.”

LOL, I wonder how this blonde even got a job as a carpenter. Well, there are so many things wrong with this joke, but yet again it is a joke. Sure, no one is going to pick up an ear from the floor, that sure is bacteria all over it. A bit strange too, but you would be surprised just that this type of stuff really happens. I mean what would you do, if you accidentally cut off your finger while cutting wood with a saw or chain saw? You would contact first person nearby to get you to the hospital. Also, you would want to take your finger with you so they possibly can put it back together.

Be Careful 

Which is why every job comes with safety training, so this type of stuff doesn’t really happen. If the blonde paid attention in training, I’m sure he would have been extra careful. Therefore, if you have a job like this, just be extra careful. Last thing you want, is to ask someone for your ear along with the pencil, LOL.

I guess in a way it is a nice blonde joke as a joke it sure makes sense. Somedays I feel like being a carpenter is just an amazing job, but I never think of the responsibilities it comes along with it.