A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So, she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So, she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So, she can’t tell them apart again. She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horse’s ears. So, she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them. She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”

My Thoughts:

I’m not sure if this is a blonde joke or an idiot joke, LOL. This type of people should just not have horses as horses need maintenance that is required to be by a smart person. Many blondes can’t even separate dogs from one another. For example, a blonde will have hard time separating a Maltese from a Chihuahua. Why? Because to them they are both dogs and that’s how they see it as. They don’t look at it in more details. Well, in good: at least, they can separate a red traffic light from a green.

Yesterday, I was at work starting at 10am, but I went to break room around 9:45am. Anyway, this blonde told me what time I start, so I told her I start at 10. Then, she said at 10pm? I said, is that supposed to be a blonde joke? I guess that they can’t even tell the time apart from morning to night.

School 

If there is one thing I could recommend to all blondes, it is to go to school. Yes, school by far anything is the best gift you can have as that is our destiny.

Animal jokes should just not exist, it feels as if its animal abuse rather than a joke.