A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”
One of the Japanese men says, “We are all berry hungry.” The waitress says, “So how is whacking off in this restaurant going to help that situation?” One of the other businessmen replies, “Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.”

LOL, that may sound like a smart idea and a good way to get girls if you are a blonde. In California, USA, this type of behavior could end up in jail as it is not allowed in California. However, as the laws are starting to get very flexible, it just might be legal sooner or later. Next thing you know, every restaurant you are going to all of the guys are jacking off. Just to see who is serving first is very selfish for me. I rather wait as waiting gets me more motivated to eat something delicious.

Businessmen 

Notice that this guys in the restaurant are businessmen. They are all in for the business and they know what to do to get things served. They got to do whatever it takes to make money. With that mind they will do anything to be served first, too. Maybe it better to not be in business after all.  I just hope not all businessmen are like this, but you just never know.

Gay

Just to mention that this is also kind of gay. I mean why would 3 guys whack off together? Who cares who gets to be served as they are on the same table anyway. You would guess that people are being educated as the years are going by. But you wouldn’t wonder that as the years are going by people are only getting dumber.

I’m just going to consider this as not a joke, as you would guess it is just stupid. Nothing smart about this joke. Yet again, you would know that it is just a joke which means it’s okay. Some people may find this as not a joke, but rest assured that it sure is a joke.

I don’t even want to imagine this joke ever again. One time joke to me, but maybe I might say it to other who I think would not have known it before.